Challenge #810: roasting

[mad_jaks]

Welcome to dw100 Challenges are posted once a week.

Challenge #810 is to use roasting

The rules:
- All stories must be 100 words long.
- Please place your story behind a cut if it contains spoilers for the current season.
- You don't have to use the challenge word or phrase in your story; it's just there for inspiration.
- Please use the challenge tag 810: roasting on any story posted to this challenge.


Good luck!