Challenge #361: crack

[primsong]

Welcome to dw100! Challenges are posted approximately once a week.

Challenge #361 is crack.   (In any sense of the word)

The rules:

• All stories must be 100 words long
• Please place your story behind a cut if it contains spoilers for the current season.
• You don't have to use the challenge word or phrase in your story; it's just there for inspiration.
• Please include the challenge word or phrase in the subject line of your post.
• Please use the challenge tag 361: crack on any story posted to this challenge. Enjoy!