Wrinkle

[el_staplador]

I hope The Curse of Fatal Death is OK for this comm - I tend to think of it as a very silly, but official, AU.

Title: Gas
Characters: Emma, the Doctor
Rating: U
Contains: fart jokes
Word count: 100

Emma shifted in her seat, trying to ease the constriction of the ropes. The Doctor winced.

'Sorry!' she hissed. She wrinkled her nose as he accidentally replied in the wrong language. Daleks might not have noses, but she did, and the frantic, flatulent plot-hatching between her fiancé and the Master was rendering the atmosphere very unpleasant.

Really, she mused, though she'd always thought he talked a lot of hot air, and they'd sailed close to the wind before, she wasn't sure that being the first human to be saved by methane gas was something to blow one's own trumpet over.

Comments

[evilawyer]

Hee!

[el_staplador]

*grin*

[swordznsorcery]

It's definitely okay. Heck, it was written by Steven Moffat, and starred the alternative Ninth Doctor. That makes it canon somewhere, even if I'm not quite sure where.

And nice work! I particularly like the final paragraph.

[el_staplador]

Thank you very much! *grins*

[thedeadcat]

*gigglesnort* Booooooo! Oh, booooo!

[el_staplador]

Hee!

[primsong]

Hahaha! Well done, I must say, especially that idiom usage in the last line.
*snert snert*