Challenge #651: censor
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dw100Author: miss_s_b
Title: Jamie's Cinematic Leanings
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 129 (sorry)
Characters/Pairings: Two, Jamie, and the former director of the BBFC James Ferman
Notes/Warnings: Historical note: Ferman actually did insist on cuts being made to the film referred to for the reason stated.
"Like the metal ball with incense in that sassenachs swing around in their kirks?"
"No, Jamie, censor with an O, not an E. It’s up to this man…" here, the doctor gestured towards James Ferman, who did a confused little wave "... to decide what is and is not suitable for the public to see."
"So he’s the man who can’t tell the difference between a weapon and a sausage?"
"Yes Jamie. Luckily, he’s quite happy for us to dispose of the uncut copy of… lets see now… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, so it’s all quite all right, isn’t it?"
Jamie trotted off to the Tardis cinema suite, grinning, prize in hand.
The Doctor waved cheerfully at Ferman, closed the Tardis doors, and dematerialised.
miss_s_bTitle: Jamie's Cinematic Leanings
Rating: All Ages
Word Count: 129 (sorry)
Characters/Pairings: Two, Jamie, and the former director of the BBFC James Ferman
Notes/Warnings: Historical note: Ferman actually did insist on cuts being made to the film referred to for the reason stated.
"Like the metal ball with incense in that sassenachs swing around in their kirks?"
"No, Jamie, censor with an O, not an E. It’s up to this man…" here, the doctor gestured towards James Ferman, who did a confused little wave "... to decide what is and is not suitable for the public to see."
"So he’s the man who can’t tell the difference between a weapon and a sausage?"
"Yes Jamie. Luckily, he’s quite happy for us to dispose of the uncut copy of… lets see now… Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, so it’s all quite all right, isn’t it?"
Jamie trotted off to the Tardis cinema suite, grinning, prize in hand.
The Doctor waved cheerfully at Ferman, closed the Tardis doors, and dematerialised.
