Don't Even Try Explaining (Challenge #336: Transfer)

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Title: Don't Even Try Explaining
Author: Evilawyer
Rating: G
Characters: Tenth Doctor, Martha Jones, Donna Noble
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: These characters are owned by the BBC.
Prompt Transfer (Challenge #336)

 

“Why doesn't anyone believe I'm asexual?”

“Maybe it's the way you go around genetically transferring yourself all over everybody.”

“Not everybody, Martha. Just my friends.”

“You make friends fast, then, 'cause you knew me for two hours before you kissed me.”

“You better not try kissing me, sunshine.”

The Doctor laughed. “No risk there, Donna.”

“What!?”

“Don't slap me.”

“I'm not your friend?”

“Yes, you are, Donna. I don't want to ruin that.”

"I'm not your friend?”

“Yes, you are Martha, but it's...”

The companions ganged up in unison. “Different?”

“Complicated,” the Doctor said as he beat a hasty retreat.