Respect, Care and Concern (Challenge #326: Multi-legged)

[evilawyer]

Title:   Respect, Care and Concern
Characters:  Third Doctor, The Brigadier, Alpha Centauri (in a non-speaking, walk-on guest appearance)
Rating: PG-13 (a bit naughty, but I don't think it's R)
Summary:  The Brig is a fair man in all circumstances.

 

“My dear chap, there's absolutely no use looking at me like that,” the Doctor said. “I didn't bring him here.”

The Brigadier aimed his handgun at the oddly-shaped, multi-legged creature. “Who else could have?”

The Doctor angrily knocked the Brigadier's pistol aside. “Alpha Centauri is the official envoy from Alpha Centauri. I must insist that you show him the same respect, care and concern you show your UNIT members.”

“Oh, very well, Doctor,” the Brigadier said as he holstered his firearm. “But I'm not sure I'll be able to find big enough condoms for his “Welcome to UNIT” care package.”


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Comments

[senmut]

+laughs so hard+

Nice!

[evilawyer]

Thanks! :)

(Although one wonders about the efficacy of condoms as a contraceptive device for a hermaphrodite.)